Nothing but the Rain

In response to my last post, in which I complained thoroughly about killing nothing, I must say that I have killed a lot.

I think this last weekend's total kills came into 1 Caracal, 1 Drake, 3 Dominix Class Battleships, a Legion and a Dominix Navy Issue.  Hurray! I have also killed a Navy Raven,  a Hurricane and a Raven since my last blog post.  But still, that's 7 Kills in 3 Days, I win!!!

I also had a Raven escape from me after he and his friend in a thorax attempted to murder my innocent Jaguar.  It was close, for both of us.  His Thorax friend webbed me and I had about 9 Drones on me, 4 T1 Hammerhead's and 5 T2 Hammerheads, plus blasters and cruise missiles.  Sadly, even though I had my friend Xa Fel on his way in in a Guardian, it was not enough to save my poor little ninja hide.  I had to warp, which I started doing as I entered armor (Shield Tanked Jaguar afterall) and finally entered warp when I was at 60% structure! 

Xa was in warp to the room I had just left, and told me which direction the raven had gone.  I was able to pin the Raven on the outgate, but he reapproached so I deagressed.  Finally, I decided it wasn't worth the wait as he was going to get away either way (we couldn't bump him off) so I opened fire in a borrowed hurricane.  He jumped and warped after about 5 minutes (derp?).  I congratulated him on his success and went off to vent my rage on my third Dominix kill of the weekend, shortly followed by the massacre of a Caracal who wanted to help a corpmate who was pinned by other Ninja's 150km off the mission warp-in.  Lol!

Perhaps the most exciting kill of the weekend for me was my first "solo" T3 Kill, the Legion I mentioned earlier.  It was MWD and Salvaging fit, which was certainly a surprise.  He preboxed me (woot!) and then opened fire!  I was like, OMG!  I burned towards him only to discover that he was about 50m/s faster than me and 26km away, out of web range but still in point range thanks to my friends in a skirmish boosting tengu.  I also had some friends in Logistics ships giving me extra cap and reps so I could get within his webbing range.  He managed to get another 2km away before he capped out, he was still shooting me. 

When we were about 200km off the warp in (about 10 minutes later, cause I had him webbed so he could only go 500 m/s), he decided to turn around.  I had my friend flying my Hurricane out to me, so I was getting ready to swap when I noticed a Falcon on D-Scan! 

Brain goes "Oh Shit!", mouth goes "Oh shit! Falcon coming in!" Suddenly, it Clicked why he had turned around, he was hoping his falcon friend could jam me because of corp aggro.  Sadly for him, he had burned out for too long and my corp aggro had run out. lol! No escape for you!  He burned all the way back to the Warp Gate, only to realize he had no more chances.  I tried for a ransom once I had swapped to my cane, but he said he needed time.  Classic Self-Destruct-Incoming excuse.  Sure enough, the notification came accross.  Fortunately, I only initiate ransoms when my target is in low armor/structure so it was easy to quickly dispose of this douche bag.

God I love it when ships prebox!  Still, I made almost no ISK, only 30 million off the third Domi-Kill who decided to cheat me out of a ransom by paying half and then doing the dishonorable thing off calling in friends.  He popped.

That was my weekend, fly safe and kill blingy shit!

Hianmar, a.k.a. TheEVEGamer

Aint gonna rain no more...

no more...

This week has been slow.  Really slow.  I have not been able to get one kill this week, even after ruining my reputation in Balginia local by being all sad and tear-y eyed. 

All I've got to shoot me was a damnation-brutix combo that warped out as soon as I got back in the mission, despite the fact that they put me into armor. 

Then tonight I tried to get a Machariel to shoot me (see ruining reputation), which culminated in a friend coming in to "RR" the Machariel while he shoots me.  He apparently played us all the fool, warping off as my Aggression timer ran out and leaving us high and dry with no kills to be had.  I've gotten on one kill mail, and that was a Hurricane that about four of us got on the mail for.

On top of that, I've made only about 30 million ISK in the last week, 5 mil from the Hurricane drop and 25 million from a Ransom.  That means I still need approx. 200 million ISK for my PLEX due in two weeks.  I don't like to beg, but any donations would be greatly appreciated at this point =(

Damn this dry spell...

Find some kills and tell me where they are,
Hianmar, aka TheEVEGAmer

Ba Der Ba Der!

Tonight, I got only one kill.  But it was still a good kill.  I warped to my first scan, a Dominix, to discover that it was a six month old character in a level three mission. 

A certain Palefoxx thought that warping away would scare my mighty Jaguar of Doom away.  He also apparently thought that warping back in, locking me up and shooting me would do the same.

Silly Palefoxx, PvP is for winners!

He promptly deployed a flight of Warden I's (Herp Derp?) and proceeded to try and kill my jaguar that way.  However, as soon as I locked up his drones and started to pew pew them, he pulled them in.  Which suited me fine as his drones had a lot of EHP compared to normal drones.  With perfect timing, my Orca landed right next to me and I hot-swapped into my Hurricane of Destiny (Actually named after one of the three Fates from greek mythology to those who care) and proceed to suck his capacitor dry.  He started to melt and when I demanded a measly 50 million ISK Ransom, he declined saying he didn't have the ISK.  I then asked him to eject, which he did.  I also asked him to warp off, which he did.

I couldn't believe my luck.

Well, then I could.  As I stored my Hurricane in preparation to board the Dominix, I realized that some of the rats, which orbited at 30-50km had re-targeted the now docile and benign Dominix.  This meant that I could no longer BOARD my newly won ship. 

So my first attempt at a true Pirate style ganking failed.  I had to watch as my prize, valued at 100 mil dropped into low hull and died.  Sadface ;(

Anyway, that was my evening, aside from griefing some Drake by stealing his mission objective which he decided wasn't worth the trouble of killing me for.  Funny, that CNR I killed a while back did.

Fly Silly,
Hianmar, a.k.a. TheEVEGamer, Chief Minister of the Ministry of Silly Walks

Dear Followers

if any,

Sorry I have not posted, I only tend to post as much as I am on and since I have only been on this past week to update skills, I don't have much to post about.

If your wondering what's going on, I'm planning a suicide gank of a corp I infiltrated.  Hopefully the loot will be worth the battleship or two its going to take.  Sadly, as a marauder it has a huge fucking tank, but I know he likes to auto pilot it and it doesn't have the much EHP.

Anyway, hopefully there will be more rape-age to report later.

Adios,

Hianmar, a.k.a. TheEVEGamer