Ok, so here's an update about the events from Sunday until yesterday. Be warned, this is a bit of a long post.
One + Three = 470,000,000 ISK
On Sunday I started scanning in Eglenaert as that was where fellow ninja Ullus was. I scanned some guys down some guys and finally ended up going to a Megathron. It was nothing special and I don't remember much of the details. All I know was that he shot me, I pointed him and then he stopped shooting me. When in doubt, keep doing the mission, amiright?
Anyway, I swapped smoothly over to the Legion and pew pew'd this guy into space poop, but not before getting a nice fat 120 million ISK donation to provide for a new worm from the day before.
So Eg was drying up and Ullus and I made the executive decision to move over to neighboring Agrallalier. Boy do I love this system. My first scan, the very first, was of a Machariel, Rattlesnake and Apocalypse Navy Issue. What? I warp in. Its a two room mission and I quickly to the jump gate. All three missioners were there but there mission was over. Slightly sadface.
I steal anyway and look at the three there. I test the "auto-lock" feature of all three. The Machariel and the Rattlesnake were both relatively experienced players and had the feature off. The Apoc didn't but he didn't do anything for a good bit. Then the Rattlesnake and Machariel started to warp off. I was rather sad at this point and was about to warp off when I hear "PEW PEW PEW" from the lazors of the Apocalypse Navy.
Hurray! Auto-Lock wins again :)
Point, orbit at 20km and start pewing his two T1 Valkyries he was using during a Serpentis mission. Suddenly I understood why he shot me. I decided Ullus would be a good asset in his Scimitar and called him in so he could hopefully whore in on this guy because he was seemingly an idiot. The guy still had me red boxed so I couldn't Orca swap but I decided to warp it in anyway. As the Orca entered warp, Ullus tells me that we have company. The Rattlesnake (same corp as the apoc) has decided to come back.
SCORE! The Rattlesnake decides to shoot Ullus in his scimitar and the Apoc follows suit. Ullus points the rattler with his scimi and tries to evade. This is my opportunity. As Ullus starts to lose shield I swap to my legion and point the Apoc (the rattle was not yet red to me). As I do so I convo the Apoc and demand 800 mil for both of them. He shouts at me in German (i got the hint as he said no right away). I close convo and procede to hammer on the Apoc.
He wasn't melting that quickly. At this point, the Rattler realizes I'm now in a Legion and decides to shoot me. Then Ullus swaps to his Hurricane and starts to shoot the rattler. The Rattlesnake is not going down fast enough, nor is the Apoc. Since both are pointed and not moving I tell Ullus to shoot the Apoc, we'll negotiate with the Rattlesnake. Our combined DPS starts to crush the Apoc as the third Mission Runner shows up in a Daredevil. I was a bit sad as I was hoping for the Machariel.
Things get a little hairy at this point, though the MR's make a few big mistakes. First of all, they don't focus fire. While I AM taking damage from the Apocalypse and the Rattlesnake, the daredevil shoots Ullus first. Then he points me and I start taking a bit more damage as he orbits me at 2km and hurts me with blasters. This is the opposite of what you want to do: spread aggro.
The second mistake by the MR's, or MR in this case has already been done. Let's take stock of things. I have a Rattler at approx. 10km sitting still with 5 Hornet II's on me, I have an Apocalypse Navy about to pop right in front of me, and I have a Daredevil hitting me with everything he has at 2km orbiting at a speed of 1500 m/s. Oh, and Ullus Demos is right on top of the Apocalypse Navy Issue next to me. He also has aggro on all three, with the Rattler pointed. I have the Apoc pointed. See the guy who's next primary?
The Apocalypse pops in a beautiful ball of fire. I quickly switch point, web and neut to the daredevil. Ullus puts HIS web and nuets on the Daredevil. With no cap and no speed, the Daredevil cannot escape. We quickly melt him into oblivion. Then we talk to the Rattlesnake who must, by this time, realize he is doomed. We managed to extract 500 million ISK in empty promises from the Rattlesnake before he goes boom as well.
All Told, 1.6 Billion ISK Destroyed with a payout of 350 million ISK each for Ullus and I. Not bad, considering I had only been on for about an hour.
The Trade
The next story I have is from Monday and it is not so happy. So I warped to a Dominix Navy Issue. He didn't want to play with me until I stole his mission objective. This made him mad. Really quite mad in fact, as he sent his flight of Ogre II's after me.
I was thinking something along the lines of "LOL! Ogre II's! Come at me bro!" at this point. But surprisingly, I couldn't kill them very quickly OR tank them very well. I managed to put one into low armor before he recalled them and then deployed ECM Vespas. I got a little nervous and started to kill them and they never managed to get a jam cycle on me. I was trying desperately to get reps into my fleet at this point and failed to invite the Orca pilot of our new CEO Zav so that he could swap to his scimitar. Derp.
After killing his Vespa-EC500's (Item check?) the DNI decided to deploy more Ogre II's. Oh damn. I was at 2% shield when Zav was in warp and 40% structure when he arrived. The Jaguar blew up in a ball of fire before I could get reps on me.
Now I was pissed. I had derped and I knew it. I had seen the general direction the MR had gone and decided to give chase. I swapped to my Legion and warped to the Dodixie Gate in Agra. To my surprise (and surprisingly good fortune), he was there. As I landed, I stared at him for maybe 5 seconds, waiting to see what he would do. That was when he jumped. I jumped too and caught him as he was halfway to warp. He started to burn back to gate but I put the hurt on him. When he was 10km away from the gate he launched Hammerhead II's and tried to put the hurt on me! This was his final mistake. He was aggressed now and I decided to just kill him rather than ransom, it was too much of a pain in my ass and I did not want this guy to live. He died to my glorious retribution in the form of my legion. Revenge is sweet.
The Failure:
Ok, so the next day was a cross country meet and I couldn't play EVE. However, the day afterwards (Wednesday) I did get to play. I managed to track down a really n00by Megathron who decided to shoot me right off the bat. It would have gone really smoothly except for the fact that when I launched my legion to board it, I left cargo in the bay and my BRAND NEW Jaguar was not able to be scooped.
F*%K! Depserately click board ship and I finally manage to as it enters low shield (I had rat aggro on top of fail MR aggro). Eject cargo, desperately click board Legion. But I failed. It was the session change timer (in addition to my own stupidity) that screwed me over. Fortunately, I managed to swap to the Legion just as the Jaguar exploded, so I skipped a second session change. I then proceeded to a rather lengthy exchange with the Megathron that landed me a net of 40 million ISK after the Jaguar's loss.
He brought some friends in right as he died but they all pussy'd out and left us alone. That brings us up to date, I will ninja later and hopefully have more stories to tell!
Until later, here are the tears,
Hianmar, a.k.a. TheEVEGamer
PS: I have enclosed a copy here:
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Channel ID: -25094004
Channel Name: Morenis Crendraven
Listener: Hianmar
Session started: 2011.09.22 00:33:46
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[ 2011.09.22 00:33:56 ] Hianmar > 80 million is your ransom
[ 2011.09.22 00:34:00 ] Hianmar > want to live?
[ 2011.09.22 00:34:25 ] Morenis Crendraven > let me see if i have 80 mil
[ 2011.09.22 00:34:57 ] Hianmar > 1 minute
[ 2011.09.22 00:35:00 ] Hianmar > till i blow you up
[ 2011.09.22 00:35:24 ] Hianmar > ok
[ 2011.09.22 00:35:28 ] Hianmar > do you have money?
[ 2011.09.22 00:35:37 ] Morenis Crendraven > not that much
[ 2011.09.22 00:35:40 ] Hianmar > how much
[ 2011.09.22 00:36:04 ] Hianmar > i WILL pop you
[ 2011.09.22 00:36:19 ] Hianmar > i can negotiate on the ransom
[ 2011.09.22 00:36:23 ] Morenis Crendraven > yeah, this i know
[ 2011.09.22 00:36:35 ] Hianmar > i already lost my bait ship
[ 2011.09.22 00:36:36 ] Morenis Crendraven > i have 60m
[ 2011.09.22 00:36:42 ] Hianmar > that will do
[ 2011.09.22 00:36:50 ] Hianmar > covers my lost ship and hten some at anyrate...
[ 2011.09.22 00:37:02 ] Hianmar > awaiting isk transfer
[ 2011.09.22 00:37:35 ] Morenis Crendraven > i ask for immunity in this area
[ 2011.09.22 00:37:35 ] Hianmar > that was a little too little
[ 2011.09.22 00:37:43 ] Morenis Crendraven > to complete this mission
[ 2011.09.22 00:37:44 ] Hianmar > you wont be popped
[ 2011.09.22 00:37:49 ] Hianmar > and allowed to do whatever
[ 2011.09.22 00:37:51 ] Hianmar > i will leave
[ 2011.09.22 00:37:54 ] Morenis Crendraven > thank yu
[ 2011.09.22 00:37:59 ] Morenis Crendraven > you*
[ 2011.09.22 00:38:02 ] Hianmar > as soon as i see 60 mil
[ 2011.09.22 00:38:05 ] Hianmar > you transfered 60k
[ 2011.09.22 00:38:15 ] Morenis Crendraven > i just gave you 60 mil
[ 2011.09.22 00:38:18 ] Hianmar > nope
[ 2011.09.22 00:38:19 ] Morenis Crendraven > oh
[ 2011.09.22 00:38:20 ] Hianmar > 60k
[ 2011.09.22 00:38:23 ] Morenis Crendraven > one sec
[ 2011.09.22 00:38:28 ] Hianmar > its ok
[ 2011.09.22 00:39:06 ] Hianmar > ty
[ 2011.09.22 00:39:12 ] Morenis Crendraven > yep
[ 2011.09.22 00:39:14 ] Hianmar > now, as i said, i lost my bait ship
[ 2011.09.22 00:39:19 ] Hianmar > that will cost you 30 mil more
[ 2011.09.22 00:39:30 ] Morenis Crendraven > i just gave you all i've got
[ 2011.09.22 00:39:38 ] Hianmar > im sure you have a little more
[ 2011.09.22 00:39:55 ] Hianmar > you gave me 60mil exact
[ 2011.09.22 00:39:57 ] Hianmar > you have to ahve more
[ 2011.09.22 00:40:08 ] Morenis Crendraven > i spent it on this ship
[ 2011.09.22 00:40:13 ] Hianmar > ah well
[ 2011.09.22 00:40:17 ] Hianmar > suddenly betrayal
[ 2011.09.22 00:40:39 ] Morenis Crendraven > no, i'm taking out the rats
[ 2011.09.22 00:40:44 ] Morenis Crendraven > man, i'm telling you, i don't have more
[ 2011.09.22 00:41:24 ] Morenis Crendraven > and i'm not betraying you
[ 2011.09.22 00:41:41 ] Morenis Crendraven > seriously
[ 2011.09.22 00:41:41 ] Hianmar > yes you are
[ 2011.09.22 00:41:43 ] Hianmar > you cost me a ship
[ 2011.09.22 00:41:45 ] Morenis Crendraven > how?
[ 2011.09.22 00:41:47 ] Hianmar > and now you wont pay for it
[ 2011.09.22 00:41:50 ] Morenis Crendraven > you attacked me!
[ 2011.09.22 00:41:52 ] Hianmar > no
[ 2011.09.22 00:41:54 ] Hianmar > you shot first
[ 2011.09.22 00:41:59 ] Morenis Crendraven > i got a corp trasnfer
[ 2011.09.22 00:42:01 ] Morenis Crendraven > hold
[ 2011.09.22 00:42:04 ] Hianmar > ok
[ 2011.09.22 00:42:08 ] Hianmar > dps off
[ 2011.09.22 00:42:12 ] Hianmar > put some reps on yourself
[ 2011.09.22 00:42:24 ] Morenis Crendraven > they gave 20M
[ 2011.09.22 00:42:27 ] Hianmar > ok
[ 2011.09.22 00:42:28 ] Hianmar > waiting
[ 2011.09.22 00:42:50 ] Morenis Crendraven > wait.. it was 10M
[ 2011.09.22 00:42:54 ] Morenis Crendraven > one sec
[ 2011.09.22 00:43:42 ] Morenis Crendraven > i transferred half of it
[ 2011.09.22 00:43:56 ] Hianmar > ok
[ 2011.09.22 00:43:58 ] Hianmar > waiting on other half
[ 2011.09.22 00:45:00 ] Hianmar > yo bro
[ 2011.09.22 00:45:03 ] Hianmar > wheres my money
[ 2011.09.22 00:45:13 ] Morenis Crendraven > i'm trying to get it
[ 2011.09.22 00:45:31 ] Morenis Crendraven > i'm completely out of money as it is
[ 2011.09.22 00:47:11 ] Morenis Crendraven > please wait, i'm still asking
[ 2011.09.22 00:47:16 ] Morenis Crendraven > they don't believe me
[ 2011.09.22 00:47:39 ] Hianmar > show them this
[ 2011.09.22 00:47:52 ] Hianmar > 00:45:06 Combat Your group of Torrent Rage Assault Missile hits Morenis Crendraven [PI25](Megathron), doing 327.6 damage.
[ 2011.09.22 00:47:56 ] Hianmar > copy and paste
[ 2011.09.22 00:49:34 ] Morenis Crendraven > how much was that ship?
[ 2011.09.22 00:49:42 ] Morenis Crendraven > i thought you were firing on me
[ 2011.09.22 00:49:49 ] Morenis Crendraven > you could have left
[ 2011.09.22 00:49:56 ] Morenis Crendraven > but then, you are a pirate
[ 2011.09.22 00:49:56 ] Hianmar > it cost me 30 mil
[ 2011.09.22 00:50:03 ] Hianmar > and i had the opportunity
[ 2011.09.22 00:50:06 ] Morenis Crendraven > haven't i given you enough?
[ 2011.09.22 00:50:09 ] Hianmar > no
[ 2011.09.22 00:50:13 ] Hianmar > you paid for YOUR ship
[ 2011.09.22 00:50:19 ] Hianmar > now i would like you to pay for MINE
[ 2011.09.22 00:51:26 ] Hianmar > waiting for last installment
[ 2011.09.22 00:51:29 ] Hianmar > you have till you pop
[ 2011.09.22 00:51:38 ] Morenis Crendraven > dude, i don't have it
[ 2011.09.22 00:51:45 ] Hianmar > hang on
[ 2011.09.22 00:51:49 ] Hianmar > my director would like to talk
[ 2011.09.22 00:52:07 ] Tuomas Arturi > greetz
[ 2011.09.22 00:52:07 ] Morenis Crendraven > please hold
[ 2011.09.22 00:52:13 ] Tuomas Arturi > sure
[ 2011.09.22 00:53:03 ] Tuomas Arturi > so
[ 2011.09.22 00:53:22 ] Morenis Crendraven > my corp is pissed i gave you guys all of my money
[ 2011.09.22 00:53:29 ] Morenis Crendraven > i can't explain this to them
[ 2011.09.22 00:53:34 ] Morenis Crendraven > because it's in highsec
[ 2011.09.22 00:53:58 ] Tuomas Arturi > ok
[ 2011.09.22 00:54:06 ] Tuomas Arturi > id be glad to help
[ 2011.09.22 00:54:36 ] Tuomas Arturi > what can i do for u
[ 2011.09.22 00:54:58 ] Morenis Crendraven > i'm not sure, but i've given away all ican
[ 2011.09.22 00:55:09 ] Tuomas Arturi > mmmm,
[ 2011.09.22 00:55:49 ] Tuomas Arturi > well we have another way
[ 2011.09.22 00:55:58 ] Tuomas Arturi > k
[ 2011.09.22 00:56:05 ] Tuomas Arturi > here is the deal
[ 2011.09.22 00:56:17 ] Tuomas Arturi > im a director
[ 2011.09.22 00:56:24 ] Morenis Crendraven > and?
[ 2011.09.22 00:56:34 ] Morenis Crendraven > tell me
[ 2011.09.22 00:56:34 ] Tuomas Arturi > and i broker other arangments
[ 2011.09.22 00:56:37 ] Tuomas Arturi > k
[ 2011.09.22 00:57:00 ] Tuomas Arturi > we will let u keep either your ship or your mods
[ 2011.09.22 00:57:15 ] Tuomas Arturi > your chose
[ 2011.09.22 00:57:23 ] Morenis Crendraven > you want to pod me and leave the ship?
[ 2011.09.22 00:57:30 ] Tuomas Arturi > no
[ 2011.09.22 00:57:37 ] Tuomas Arturi > we don't pod
[ 2011.09.22 00:57:45 ] Tuomas Arturi > it is as simple as
[ 2011.09.22 00:57:53 ] Tuomas Arturi > eject
[ 2011.09.22 00:57:56 ] Tuomas Arturi > and
[ 2011.09.22 00:58:06 ] Tuomas Arturi > we meet u in station
[ 2011.09.22 00:58:20 ] Tuomas Arturi > and trade bac
[ 2011.09.22 00:58:27 ] Tuomas Arturi > nice and clean
[ 2011.09.22 00:58:39 ] Morenis Crendraven > what do you gain out of it? this is rediculous
[ 2011.09.22 00:59:03 ] Tuomas Arturi > we willl keep either your mods or the ship
[ 2011.09.22 00:59:08 ] Tuomas Arturi > your choise
[ 2011.09.22 00:59:23 ] Tuomas Arturi > most choise mods
[ 2011.09.22 00:59:39 ] Tuomas Arturi > u keep the ship
[ 2011.09.22 00:59:45 ] Morenis Crendraven > i'm thinking
[ 2011.09.22 01:00:01 ] Tuomas Arturi > k
[ 2011.09.22 01:00:33 ] Tuomas Arturi > i suggest u hurry
[ 2011.09.22 01:01:00 ] Tuomas Arturi > ok
[ 2011.09.22 01:01:09 ] Tuomas Arturi > what is the chose
[ 2011.09.22 01:01:28 ] Tuomas Arturi > we blow it up and u get nothing
[ 2011.09.22 01:01:32 ] Morenis Crendraven > i know
[ 2011.09.22 01:01:35 ] Morenis Crendraven > i'm thinking
[ 2011.09.22 01:01:41 ] Morenis Crendraven > checking mods/ship price
[ 2011.09.22 01:01:44 ] Tuomas Arturi > or u gett the ship bac in station
[ 2011.09.22 01:01:54 ] Tuomas Arturi > 30 sec
[ 2011.09.22 01:01:57 ] Morenis Crendraven > how can i trust you're going to bring me the ship?
[ 2011.09.22 01:02:03 ] Tuomas Arturi > dude
[ 2011.09.22 01:02:09 ] Tuomas Arturi > im the director
[ 2011.09.22 01:02:35 ] Tuomas Arturi > 20 sec
[ 2011.09.22 01:02:53 ] Tuomas Arturi > 10 sec
[ 2011.09.22 01:02:54 ] Morenis Crendraven > finish me then
[ 2011.09.22 01:03:00 ] Tuomas Arturi > are u sure
[ 2011.09.22 01:03:08 ] Hianmar > last chance
[ 2011.09.22 01:03:19 ] Tuomas Arturi > sad
[ 2011.09.22 01:03:21 ] Morenis Crendraven > you're just going to take my ship anyway
[ 2011.09.22 01:03:27 ] Tuomas Arturi > no
[ 2011.09.22 01:03:31 ] Tuomas Arturi > sorry
[ 2011.09.22 01:03:31 ] Morenis Crendraven > you don't want to blow it up
[ 2011.09.22 01:03:40 ] Tuomas Arturi > not really
[ 2011.09.22 01:03:53 ] Morenis Crendraven > i've already given 80 mil
[ 2011.09.22 01:03:54 ] Tuomas Arturi > we just want some isk
[ 2011.09.22 01:04:10 ] Tuomas Arturi > bad move
[ 2011.09.22 01:08:56 ] Tuomas Arturi > sad u lost your ship
[ 2011.09.22 01:11:30 ] Morenis Crendraven > their are more out there
[ 2011.09.22 01:11:54 ] Morenis Crendraven > well, you guys are richer for it at least
[ 2011.09.22 01:12:07 ] Tuomas Arturi > not really
[ 2011.09.22 01:12:21 ] Morenis Crendraven > 80M, that's not bad
[ 2011.09.22 01:12:26 ] Morenis Crendraven > don't tell me not really
[ 2011.09.22 01:12:32 ] Morenis Crendraven > i gave you everything i had
[ 2011.09.22 01:13:46 ] Tuomas Arturi > we never know
[ 2011.09.22 01:14:40 ] Tuomas Arturi > fly safe
[ 2011.09.22 01:14:49 ] Morenis Crendraven > would i lose a ship otherwise?
[ 2011.09.22 01:15:07 ] Tuomas Arturi > no
[ 2011.09.22 01:15:33 ] Tuomas Arturi > again we don't work that way
[ 2011.09.22 01:15:42 ] Morenis Crendraven > what way do you work then?
[ 2011.09.22 01:15:55 ] Tuomas Arturi > we fly by our code
[ 2011.09.22 01:16:02 ] Morenis Crendraven > don't tell me you're honorable
[ 2011.09.22 01:16:08 ] Tuomas Arturi > i did
[ 2011.09.22 01:16:22 ] Morenis Crendraven > demand an endless ransom?
[ 2011.09.22 01:16:33 ] Morenis Crendraven > honor is taking what you asked for and leaving it be
[ 2011.09.22 01:16:34 ] Tuomas Arturi > ??
[ 2011.09.22 01:17:02 ] Tuomas Arturi > k, ill ask for the log
[ 2011.09.22 01:17:04 ] Morenis Crendraven > hianmar asked for 80 and i told him i only had 60. he took the 80 and then asked for 30 more
[ 2011.09.22 01:17:07 ] Morenis Crendraven > that's not honor
[ 2011.09.22 01:17:13 ] Morenis Crendraven > and a very poor code
[ 2011.09.22 01:17:14 ] Tuomas Arturi > mmmmm
[ 2011.09.22 01:17:24 ] Hianmar > actually, i asked for 60
[ 2011.09.22 01:17:29 ] Hianmar > then you blew up my jag
[ 2011.09.22 01:17:29 ] Tuomas Arturi > ill address with him
[ 2011.09.22 01:17:32 ] Hianmar > and i asked for 90
[ 2011.09.22 01:17:39 ] Hianmar > but orginally i asked for 80 and you didnt have it
[ 2011.09.22 01:17:44 ] Morenis Crendraven > no, you asked for that after i blew up your jag
[ 2011.09.22 01:17:50 ] Tuomas Arturi > k
[ 2011.09.22 01:17:51 ] Morenis Crendraven > i asked the price of the ship
[ 2011.09.22 01:17:59 ] Tuomas Arturi > nextime ask for me
[ 2011.09.22 01:18:02 ] Hianmar > the real question is
[ 2011.09.22 01:18:07 ] Morenis Crendraven > ieither way, it doesn't matter
[ 2011.09.22 01:18:07 ] Hianmar > why you so mad?
[ 2011.09.22 01:18:09 ] Morenis Crendraven > you got me
[ 2011.09.22 01:18:17 ] Hianmar > i told you i was betraying you
[ 2011.09.22 01:18:17 ] Morenis Crendraven > i'm not mad
[ 2011.09.22 01:18:18 ] Tuomas Arturi > im out
[ 2011.09.22 01:18:22 ] Hianmar > and you still paid
[ 2011.09.22 01:18:31 ] Hianmar > that is a good reASON
[ 2011.09.22 01:19:04 ] Morenis Crendraven > i thought you thought i was betraying you
[ 2011.09.22 01:19:13 ] Hianmar > lol
[ 2011.09.22 01:19:15 ] Hianmar > i know
[ 2011.09.22 01:19:16 ] Hianmar > i rofled
[ 2011.09.22 01:19:18 ] Morenis Crendraven > lol
[ 2011.09.22 01:19:28 ] Hianmar > laters o7
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