Dumb and Dumber

Lemmings and idiots are the Ninja's best friend. They do stupid things, leading to some pretty spectacular kill mails, including two Orca's and a Freighter who thought their ships were speedy and nimble enough for the game of can tipping.

My first few kills in Suddenly Ninja's have been not missioners but idiots.  Over the last few days, we have run bait camps which target those foolish enough steal what they think are valuable goodies.  This results in their inevitable death as Deadeye2010 learned here.  He was the second of two Orcas to go down to our gate camp, the other having gone down the previous night.

But the real kudos goes to the valiant ninjas who stuck with the camp long into the wee hours of morning (3AM EST, 8 AM GMT) until they finally got what we had all been hoping would show up and scoops the loots: A freighter. 

That's right.  Someone in a Fenrir class freighter was gullible enough to risk their 700 million ISK ship for something that might or might not be a PLEX.  You sir get the Ninja gold star for no guts, no glory.  Well, you have received both Kasper Onza.  May your display of testicular prowess, if not a clear lacking in the mental compartment, ever live on in Ninja history as the fool who stole from a can in a freighter.  Good job sir.

So fly safe and fight dirty,

Hianmar, a.k.a. TheEVEGamer